A man walks into a bar....... The man goes to the bar, and takes a seat on a stool. He proceeds to ask the bartender for two shots of his special whiskey. Upon receiving the whiskey, he turns to the side, and tells the man sitting there,"" This is magic whiskey. If I drink it, I will not die."" So the man gives his fellow bar member a shot of whiskey, drinks his own, and walks out to the street. He jumps in front of a speeding car, and comes out unscathed. The other bar member, amazed, drinks hi…

A man is sitting in the bar on the top floor of the Burj Khalifa.... ..when the guy next to him turns and says ""I bet you $1,000 it's so windy outside that I can jump out the window and come right back in."" The first man is intrigued and decides to take the bet. So the guy goes and opens the window, jumps out, and not two seconds later, to the first man's surprise, he comes right back in. The first man says ""That was a neat trick, but it's not a bet unless I can do it too!"" He then proceeds …

Mean when drunk Two men are drinking at a bar. One man goes to the other ""did you know if you jump out that window you will fall three stories then the wind will blow you around the building and in through a window."" The other man says ""Bullshit"" The first man goes ""look I will show you."" He then jumps out the window. Sure enough three stories down he got blown around the building and in through a window. He goes back up to the other man and goes ""Your turn"". The second man jumps and fal…

Two men are drinking in a bar at the top of the Empire State Building... and there's a massive storm outside. Gale force winds. One man turns to the other and says: ""You know Mac, the wind is so strong right now, I bet you could jump out the window, and the wind would carry you gently down onto that window cleaning platform on the other side of the building, 20 stories down."" ""Bullshit!"" Mac exclaims, ""There's no way that would ever happen."" ""Alright then,"" the first man says, ""I'll pro…