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Two well dressed men.... Two well dressed men are talking at a rooftop bar about 70 stories from the ground floor. They over hear a guy talking about how he's a hedge fund manager and how much money he makes. One of the well dressed men mentions to his friend how much he hates hedge fund managers. His friend agrees. The hedge fund manager makes his way over and asks, "So what do the two of you do for a living?" one of the gentlemen replies, "Well I'm a billionaire, so I don't really do anything

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A woman at a party starts flirting with a handsome man, and asks him what he’s drinking… He says “You won’t believe me, but this drink gives me the powers to fly”. She obviously doesn’t believe him and says “prove it!” So he takes a sip, walks to the nearest window, and jumps out. He starts flying, does a couple of pirouettes in the air and flies back in. The woman can’t believe her eyes and shouts “waiter, I’ll have what he’s drinking!” Excited, she gets her drink, takes a couple of sips an

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