Did you guys hear about the nun with super powers? When she flies over, people say: "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's Superman!" "No! It's Nun of the Above!"

Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane...? Those first two guys who thought Superman was a bird or a plane...?

How could batman possibly defeat superman? Put him on a horse I'm now going to hell with the rest of you...

Why would Batman always beat Superman? because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly.