In Batman Begins, the scene when Bruce Wayne throws the gun into the river, if you listen you can hear someone say "you throw like a girl".#Bruce Wayne0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A young Bruce Wayne falls into a cave full of pugs. He later becomes Pugman and keeps the streets of Gotham clean and downright adorable.#Bruce Wayne0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Considering what Bruce Wayne and Tony Stark did with their wealth, Bill Gates should be ashamed of himself.#Bruce Wayne#Tony Stark#Bill Gates#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bruce Wayne was terrified of bats & he became Batman, so anyway that's why I became ClownBaboonDentistMan#Bruce Wayne#Bats And He#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
BRUCE WAYNE: How can I rid this city of crime ALFRED: Mental health care access, economic development, gun reg BRUCE: Bring me a cape#Bruce Wayne#Alfred#Bruce0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Therapist: It's been 8 years since the death of your parents. How are you coping? Bruce Wayne: I dress as a bat and beat up strangers now.#Bruce Wayne#Doctor#Dark Humor0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Batman vs. Superman 2: Bruce Wayne spends millions secretly bankrolling a decade of lawsuits that bankrupt The Daily Planet.#Superman#Bruce Wayne0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Clark Kent: How's your lunch? Bruce Wayne: This soup is great. CK: don't BW: You could even say CK: please don't BW: It's Souper, man#Clark#Bruce Wayne0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people.#Bruce Wayne#Bruce#Money0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
[Bruce Wayne enters Gotham Orphanage] I'll take your finest orphan. "Sir, we can't just give-" Here's $50mil. "Do you like boy acrobats?"#Bruce Wayne0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Batman: *puts on glasses* Hey do I still look like Bruce Wayne? Superman: Um obviously. Batman: Think about that for a second.#Bruce Wayne0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Bruce Wayne was Jewish, would he have had a bar mitzvah or a bat mitzvah?#Bruce Wayne#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why batman wasn't in the avengers. You need parents permission to join. Edit I know that he is dc im using him for the sake of the joke its just a joke I'm not implying that they're the same universe (even though bruce wayne is a millionaire in new york jtlyk)#Bruce Wayne#New York0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Bruce Wayne needs to watch his salt intake, his sodium is through the roof.#Bruce Wayne#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Patrick and Bruce Patrick Bateman and Bruce Wayne are having a business lunch together. Suddenly, Bruce senses something is wrong, and looks at his watch. ""Sorry to be so rude, but I've got to Bale"".#Patrick#Bruce Patrick Bateman#Bruce Wayne#Bruce0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
I bet Bruce Wayne sometimes accidentally signs his credit card receipts ""Batman"" when he's drunk. I know I do.#Bruce Wayne#Bar#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
A joke about Batman my 4yo. brother came up with Knock, knock Who's there? Batman Batman who? Bruce Wayne!#Bruce Wayne#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Alfred : Master Bruce, Quess Who I Saw Today? Bruce Wayne : Who? Alfred : Not Your Parents. Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred? Alfred : They Told Me To Bruce Wayne : Who? Alfred : Not Your Parents.#Bruce#Bruce Wayne#Alfred#Q&A0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
If Bruce Wayne overcame his fear of bats by becoming his phobia... why am I still afraid of failure?#Bruce Wayne0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why would Batman always beat Superman?,"because, being rich Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly.#Bruce Wayne#Animals#Money0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Why would Batman always beat Superman? because, being rich, Bruce Wayne can ride a horse properly.#Superman#Rich#Bruce Wayne#Animals+2 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp