Alfred : Master Bruce, Quess Who I Saw Today? Bruce Wayne : Who? Alfred : Not Your Parents. Bruce Wayne : Why You're Doing This Alfred? Alfred : They Told Me To Bruce Wayne : Who? Alfred : Not Your Parents.

Me: How did Bruce and Alfred build the Batcave all by themselves? The Lord: I meant any questions about the mysteries of existence

Bruce Wayne: I wanna fight crime. Alfred: You're a billionaire. Open orphanages, free clinics, day care cen- Bruce: No I wanna punch people.

If Norman Bates was batman's dad.. would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?