If Norman Bates was batman's dad.. would Alfred call Bruce, Master Bates?#Norman Bates#Alfred#Bruce#Bates#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does Norman Bates get to the Bates Motel? He takes the psycho path! (I'll see myself out...)#Norman Bates#Bates#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
How does Bruce Wayne's mom call Bruce in for dinner... She can't she's dead#Bruce Waynes#Bruce#Parents#Dark Humor+1 more0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
"No mom I DON'T HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 18. "No mom I HAVE a boyfriend!" -lie you tell at 28.#Dating#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
As a father of girls, I think the best interview method for potential suitors will be: "Let me see your phone"#Work#Technology#Parents#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp