Cape Town Jokes

I got a call from a woman who wanted to go to Capetown. started to explain the length of the flight and the passport information when she interrupted me with ""I'm not trying to make you look stupid but Cape Town is in Massachusetts."" Without trying to make her look like the stupid one I calmly explained ""Cape Cod is in Massachusetts Capetown is in Africa."" Her response... click.

A balding, white haired man from Bellville, in Cape Town walked into a jewellery store in Tygervalley this past Friday evening with a beautiful much younger blond at his side. He told the jeweler he was looking for a special ring for his girlfriend. The jeweler looked through his stock and brought out a $5,000 ring. The man said, 'No, I'd like to see something more special.' At that statement, the jeweler went to his special stock and brought another ring over. 'Here's a stunning ring at only…

A young woman in Cape Town was so depressed... that she decided to end her life by jumping into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young deck hand saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying. He took pity on her and said, "Look you have a lot to live for. We're off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on this ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food everyday." Moving closer he slipped hi…

Edna Mode has been to fashion shows across the global, but there’s one place she will never visit… Cape Town

Where do superheroes hang out? Cape Town

Which city is the South African Superman from? Cape Town