A young woman in Cape Town was so depressed...
that she decided to end her life by jumping into the ocean. She went down to the docks and was about to leap into the frigid water when a handsome young deck hand saw her tottering on the edge of the pier, crying.
He took pity on her and said, "Look you have a lot to live for. We're off to Europe in the morning, and if you like, I can stow you away on this ship. I'll take good care of you and bring you food everyday."
Moving closer he slipped hi…