Why was Superman afraid of the man in armour who owned Bitcoin? He was a Crypto Knight

What do you get when you cross Superman with a kleptomaniac? A man of steal!

Did you guys hear about the nun with super powers? When she flies over, people say: "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's Superman!" "No! It's Nun of the Above!"

Did you hear about the fight between Chuck Norris and Superman? The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside