Why was Superman afraid of the man in armour who owned Bitcoin? He was a Crypto Knight

Did you guys hear about the nun with super powers? When she flies over, people say: "It's a bird!" "It's a plane!" "It's Superman!" "No! It's Nun of the Above!"

Did you hear about the fight between Chuck Norris and Superman? The loser had to wear their underwear on the outside

Why does Superman hate trading Bitcoin after 7pm? Because it's Crypto-night