What is the difference between Spiderman and Superman? Peter Parker can swing a web. Clark Kent.

What would you call Spider Man if he was a valet? Peter Parker

Passer-by: hey buddy, do you have change for the phonebox? Clark Kent: why would I change in a phonebox? P: I didnt- CK: I'm not Superman

*Clark Kent takes his glasses off* Jimmy: "OMG, it's Superman!" *Clark puts his glasses back on* "OMG, Clark! You just missed Superman!"