Street They Jokes

Two hamsters are walking down the street... They come up to a gay bar and one hamster turns to the other and says, ""hey, you wanna get shit faced?""

Snow White, Superman, and Pinocchio are walking down the street... ...They come across a ""World's most Beautiful Woman"" competition, so Snow White gives it a try. She comes back and tells the others, ""I've won first place!"" They keep walking and see a ""World's Strongest Man"" competition and Superman gives it a try. He comes back saying, ""I beat them all with ease."" As they look for something for Pinocchio to do, they come across a ""World's Best Liar"" competition. ""Oh this will be easy…

A priest and a rabbi are walking down the street They spot a little boy in an alley. The priest looks to the rabbi and says, ""lets screw him"". The rabbi looks at the priest confused and replies, ""screw him out of what?"".

Two dogs are going on a walk down the street They walk past a few parking meters and one dog says to the other, ""Hey, check it out! Pay toilets!""