Hilary Clinton Jokes

Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America

Trump interrupted Hilary Clinton up to 51 times in the first debate: Even grammer nazis interrupted fewer.

This really crashes my belief system. Hilary Clinton spent 40 years building up her career to lose presidency to a man who picked up politics as a hobby last year.

Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, ""Your husband will die a horrible violent death."" Hilary asks, ""Will I be acquitted?""

Hilary clinton joke Friend:What are you going to the party as Me:Hilary Friend:why Me:Aren't you supposed to be something scary Friend: ;-;

The Pope and Hilary Clinton were on the same stage at the Yankee Stadium in front of a giant crowd... The Pope leans towards Hilary and says, ""Do you know with one wave of my hand I can make this entire crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"" Hilary said, "" I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand...show me!"" So the Pope backhanded her off the stage. The crowd roa…

Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump in a hot air balloon Hilary invites Donald on a bury the hatchet secret meeting before the knives come out in the run up. A little while into the trip she springs a surprise on the other President hopeful.. "" So Trump.. I would like you to say hello to our pilot, Pedro who happens to be Mexican, and my assistant, who happens to be a photographer. "" Before Donald has the chance to react the flame feeding the huge balloon keeping them in the sky starts to flicker …

If Donald trump and Hilary Clinton both go down on a ship who survives? America that's a no brainer

Hilary Clinton will be the first f president of the united states.... i was gonna say female but someone deleted the emale.

Why would Hilary Clinton as president be good for the economy? We would only need to pay her 78 cents on the dollar.

If Hilary Clinton and Donald trump go on a stranded island together who survives? America.

Now that Ted Cruz dropped out, there is only one man standing in Trump's way Hilary Clinton

Hilary Clinton is trying to appear more normal by using the subway... ..., but Bernie Sanders claims she only uses it one tenth of one percent as much as he does.

Did you know Hilary Clinton is an excellent musician? She plays the lyre really well.

This Election Being forced to choose between Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump is like being forced to choose between bad hemorrhoids and rectal cancer; one is clearly worse than the other but they're both still a huge pain in your ass.

Hilary clinton married for love Love of power, sure, but it's technically love

Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a boat in the middle of the ocean... Who survives? America.

What footwear does Hilary Clinton wear to the beach? Flip flops or scandals!

Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are on a ship when a rogue wave causes it to capsize. Who survives? America

If Hilary Clinton and Donald Trump are falling off the edge of a cliff and you can only reach out to save one of them, what kind of sandwich do you make? Heard this from a friend who probably heard it from a Facebook friend who probably got it from reddit. So if it's a repost... go make a sandwich.

13 Hours Why did Hilary Clinton not go watch the movie 13 hours? She already slept through it once. Edit: sleep to slept

I recently saw The VVitch and it was a very eye opening experience I had no idea Hilary Clinton had such a rough childhood.

Hilary Clinton is elected president ... FTFY

Winner of the coin flip at Superbowl 50 announced earlier today. Hilary Clinton has decided to receive.

HILARY AND THE TRUTH Hilary Clinton saying she is going to tell the truth is like an atheist saying 'God bless you.'