Donald Tump and Hilary Clinton are stranded on a Island, who do thy save first? America

Trump interrupted Hilary Clinton up to 51 times in the first debate: Even grammer nazis interrupted fewer.

Hilary Clinton goes to a psychic. The soothsayer tells her, ""Your husband will die a horrible violent death."" Hilary asks, ""Will I be acquitted?""

I hope Hilary gets elected. So taxpayers can save 23% on paying the presidential salary.