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Donald Trump was at a campaign rally when a little girl told him she had a riddle for him... Trump agreed to hear the riddle and the girl said, ""You are your mother's son who is not your brother, Who are you?"" Trump answered, ""I'll figure that out and tell you the next time we see you"" Later, Trump still couldn't figure it out, so he called Bill O'Reilly and asked, ""Bill, here is a riddle. You are your mother's son who is not your brother, who are you"" Bill replied, ""That's easy, it's me"

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Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar. The bartender sees them chatting, so he goes over to them and says ""Wow, what an honor to have the two of you here! What are you guys talking about?"" Trump responds with ""We are planning our tactics for World War III."" Curious, the bartender asks ""Really? What're your plans?"" ""We are going to kill 100 million Muslims, and one hot blonde chick with a nice rack"" says Trump. ""Really? Why the blonde chick?"" the bartender replies with. Trump t

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