😄 Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compilin...

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Ted Cruz, according to the news, IS planning THat Either cruZ Or his aDminIstrAtion will be Compiling their documents to maKe a IntegraL poLitical announcemEnt this afteRnoon [hope you can decrypt it]

#Ted Cruz #Either Cruz

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