When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over.

Donald Trump has Muslim friends, Rick Santorum has gay friends, Ted Cruz has imaginary friends. #GOPDebate

Ted Cruz thinks: 1. Presidents should pray every day 2. More prayers the better 3. Muslims pray 5x day 4. Ted Cruz wants a Muslim president.

ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them