Did you hear the Zodiac is turning himself in? He didn't appreciate the comparisons to Ted Cruz.#Ted Cruz#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
When Ted Cruz kisses a baby, its parents have to throw it out and start over.#Ted Cruz#Kids#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Donald Trump has Muslim friends, Rick Santorum has gay friends, Ted Cruz has imaginary friends. #GOPDebate#Donald Trump#Rick Santorum#Ted Cruz#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
ted cruz looks like he puts ketchup all over his fries instead dipping them#Ted Cruz#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp
Made a weird face in the mirror this morning and I looked like Ted Cruz. This is my suicide note.#Ted Cruz#One-Liner0🔗 ShareWhatsApp