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Heidi Klum's car breaks down. . . Luckily, she's near a garage. The mechanic tells her it will take about an hour to diagnose, and suggests she cross the street to a nearby ice cream parlor. She does so, and orders a large vanilla cone. The ice cream is drippy, and gets all over her face. But, she finishes, and returns to the garage. The mechanic emerges, wiping his hands, and says ""Looks like you blew a seal."" Heidi replies, ""Nope. . .just ice cream. We're divorced.""

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Little Girl Helps Mom Deliver Her Baby Brother. Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedi

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Due to a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen for her help and asked th

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Smack his ass again. During a power outage, only one paramedic responded to the call. The house was very dark so the paramedic asked Kathleen, a 3-yr old girl to hold a flashlight high over her mommy so he could see while he helped deliver the baby. Very diligently, Kathleen did as she was asked. Heidi pushed and pushed and after a little while, Connor was born. The paramedic lifted him by his little feet and spanked him on his bottom. Connor began to cry. The paramedic then thanked Kathleen f

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