Bank of America is halting foreclosures in all 50 states as part of an investigation into why 7 people in the U.S. still have homes.

Today is Tax Day. It's going to be a tough day for the few hundred people in the U.S. that are still making an income.

The Mexican Magician There was once a famous magician in Mexico lets call him Juan, Juan wanted to move to the U.S. but didn't have the money so he tried to sneak in. While he was climbing the fence he was spotted by the border patrol, so he hid. They told him he had until the count of Three to surrender, But Juan didn't come out of hiding so the Border Patrol counted Uno..... Dos....... *poof* He disappeared without a Tres

Why is the Philippines so poor and the U.S. is rich? Because ameriCAN, but filipiNO Asians and caucasians descend from same predecessors, so caucasians are just asians with a `cauc` /r/philippines /r/imgoingtohellforthis