The Mexican Magician There was once a famous magician in Mexico lets call him Juan, Juan wanted to move to the U.S. but didn't have the money so he tried to sneak in. While he was climbing the fence he was spotted by the border patrol, so he hid. They told him he had until the count of Three to surrender, But Juan didn't come out of hiding so the Border Patrol counted Uno..... Dos....... *poof* He disappeared without a Tres