😄 What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common? **They're a mess.** Credit to [nimble n...

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What do Ted Cruz and a tenage girl's bedroom have in common? **They're a mess.** Credit to [nimble navigator](https://www.reddit.com/r/The_Donald/comments/4bafa9/what_do_ted_cruz_and_a_teenage_girls_bedroom_have/)

#Ted Cruz

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