Yankee Stadium Jokes

The Pope and Hilary Clinton were on the same stage at the Yankee Stadium in front of a giant crowd... The Pope leans towards Hilary and says, ""Do you know with one wave of my hand I can make this entire crowd go wild with joy? This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!"" Hilary said, "" I seriously doubt that. With one little wave of your hand...show me!"" So the Pope backhanded her off the stage. The crowd roa…

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, ""Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy? The joy will not be a momentary display , but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice."" Hillary replied, ""I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand that is possible; show me."" His Holiness then backh…

A blonde, brunette, and redhead get together for lunch in NYC. Three long-time friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead get together over lunch at a New York City deli. Since they haven't seen each other for a while, the brunette says to the redhead ""So you went to Alaska last month, right? What did you while you were there?"" The redhead replies ""Iditarod"". Surprised, the blonde looks up from her menu, and says ""Why'd you go all the way to Alaska just for that? Yankee stadium is right o…

Baseball Joke Funny Q: Who's the most famous Los Angeles Dodger? A: O.J. Simpson. Q: What's the difference between a Yankee Stadium hotdog, and a Fenway Park hotdog? A: You can buy a Yankee Stadium hotdog in October! Q: What is the difference between Barry Zito and Bowling Icon Walter Ray Williams Jr? A: Walter knows how to throw a strike. Q: Yankees slugger Darryl Strawberry fouled a pitch off his foot and now has a crack in his big toe. A: This is the first time that the name Strawberry and th…

When young Jose newly arrived in the United States made his first trip to Yankee Stadium there were no tickets left for sale. Touched by his disappointment a friendly ticket salesman found him a perch near the American flag. Later Jose wrote home enthusiastically about his experience. ""And the Americans they are so friendly!"" he concluded. ""Before the game started they all stood up and looked at me and sang .... 'Jose can you see?'""

The Pope and Hillary Clinton The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd. The Pope leans towards Hillary and said, "Do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy? The joy will not be a momentary display , but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice." Hillary replied, "I seriously doubt that with one little wave of your hand that is possible; show …

A good catholic joke The pope and Donald Trump are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd! The pope leans towards Trump and says "do you know that with one little wave of my hand I can make every person in the crowd go wild with joy?. This joy will not be a momentary display, but will go deep into their hearts and they'll forever speak of this day and rejoice!" Trump replied "I seriously doubt that! With one little wave of your hand... show me!" So the Pope backhanded h…

The Pope and Hilary Clinton were on the same stage at the Yankee Stadium in front of a giant crowd... The Pope leans towards Hilary and says

A good catholic joke The pope and Donald Trump are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd!

The Pope and Hillary Clinton are standing on the stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd... The Pope leans in toward Hillary and says ""Do you know that with one wave of my hand I can make every person in this crowd go wild with joy?"" This joy will not be fleeting or momentary

The Pope and Hillary Clinton The Pope and Hillary Clinton are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd.