Kevin Spacey Jokes

Kevin Spacey ordering a takeaway coffee from Starbucks and receiving the cup with 'Kevin E' written on the side.

If Kevin Spacey doesn't sign his name like this Kevin E Then he's pretty damn stupid...

'90s movie spoiler alert: it's Kevin Spacey.

Hugh Jackman and Kevin Spacey are sitting at a dinner party.... Hugh Jackman says, ""Hey, Kevin, can you pass the salt?"" Kevin Spacey replies, ""No soap, radio!""

Kevin Spacey once agreed to do a low-budget movie with a badly-written two-dimensional character... ...on the condition that he be credited in the cast as ""Kevin Planey.""

A confused couch asks Kevin Spacey... [""What color am I?""](http://rack.1.mshcdn.com/media/ZgkyMDE0LzA1LzA2L2JhL2tldmluc3BhY2V5LmM2ZmQ0LmpwZwpwCXRodW1iCTEyMDB4OTYwMD4/400be200/144/kevin-spacey-house-of-cards-now.jpg)

A Backbreaking Batman? The Movie. The story begins when Bane makes himself public to Gotham City on a news station (CNN). Bruce, snarly gets out of his chair and heads to the batcave within his minor residents. Then he suits up to confront this diabolical madman. Batman then felt a cold essential on his shoulder until BANE comes out from THE SHADOWS AND PLUMBLES the Batman Battaman! Batman: Ahh! AAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!!!! Brokeback Batman: The Movie. No seriously it's a Bane breaks Batman's back thing …

The patient sees Kevin Spacey sitting in his therapist’s chair “Are you Kevin Y, my new therapist?” The patient asks. “Apologies, there’s supposed to be a space in my name and job title. Would you like something to drink?”

TIL that after starring in 21 Kevin Spacey tried to play Blackjack professionally and lost all of his money. Kept hitting on 17.

Kevin Spacey walks into a bar But after realizing the drinking age is 21 decides that he'd rather hang out somewhere else.

Why does Kevin Spacey never get 1st place in races? Because he likes to come in a little behind.

Kevin Spacey is like a TV Even a 3 year old can turn him on

With all the Kevin Spacey stuff going on... [OC] It doesn't matter if he goes to prison or not

Why is Kevin Spacey so good at writing sad songs Because he’s great at fingering minors

Why is Kevin Spacey bad at hide and seek? He comes out at the wrong time.

Kevin Spacey is trying to get a new position in Vegas ...

What do Harvey Weinstein and Kevin Spacey have in common? The House of Cards they had built in Hollywoodland has now made them The Usual Suspects in Sin City. This was supposed to be LA Confidential but apparently they couldnt find Consenting Adults. The American Beauty of this is that they will now forever be Inglorious Basterds.

What did the woman say to Kevin Spacey on the beach? Could you please move

Kevin Spacey likes his guys like he likes his whiskey... 12 years old and in a barrel

How did Kevin Spacey find the little boy in all the Tall grass? Satisfying.

Bryan Singer and Kevin Spacey walk up to a bar The bartender asks for their IDs. They walk away and say"" well I guess we're not going to find what we're looking for here.""

Did you hear Kevin Spacey is writing a song? The entire thing is written in A minor

How is Kevin Spacey like Walmart? They both have boys pants half off.

Kevin spacey got turn down to play Santa. Apparently they didn’t trust him with the naughty list.

Did you hear Kevin Spacey is making a prequel to 21? It's called ""Always Hit on 14""