Donald Trump Jokes

Now that Donald Trump will be President I really hope he builds the wall.

So Donald Trump is now the President of the United States I certainly DNC that coming

Congratulations to Donald Trump winning the presidency... May his global impact be as tiny as his hands

If Donald Trump wins I'm going back to Africa For some political stability..

If Donald Trump replaces Obama.... ...Does that mean Orange is the new Black?

What did Donald Trump say to his wife Melania in the voting booth? Don't copy Michelle on this one.

I finally figured out Donald Trump You have to ruin America first if you want to make it great AGAIN.

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton gets in a car crash who will survive? America.

Donald Trump is the next President but... The biggest winner is Melania Trump. She can now call herself The First Lady instead of The Third Wife.

News: Hillary Clinton concedes her defeat to Donald Trump in a private phone call. Safe to say she's learned her lesson with emails!

A child tells the make a wish foundation. So a child is ill and the make a wish foundation asks ""what do you want more than anything"" the child responds ""to trade places with Donald trump!"

The worst part of this election... ...isn't that Donald Trump won

How did Trump win? ""Hillary Clinton"" and ""Donald Trump"" go into a bakery.

Donald Trump truly made history... Winning an argument against a woman.

When is it ladyparts-grabbing time for Donald Trump? When the little hand is on the 10.

Why Can't you compare Donald Trump to cancer? Because sometimes

How is Donald Trump going to shut down the department of education? By renaming it 'Trump University'!

Donald Trump is such a good salesman he could sell ice to the Eskimos. Which will come in handy considering his policies on global warming.

Donald Trump has decided to take just $1 as his salary for the job of the President instead of the usual 400 000.

Donald Trump is the only person in the world who achieved this and made a history. He won an argument against a woman

Donald Trump on Twitter: ""The Theater has always been a safe place"" Abraham Lincoln: ""Dude""

On the last day of Barack's presidency he and Donald Trump go to the same barbershop to get their hair done.

Donald Trump has announced that he plans to extend his wall across the oceans... This news came after he discovered that a man named Jesus managed to walk on water.

Donald Trump goes on a fact-finding visit to Israel. While he is on a tour of Jerusalem he suffers a heart attack and dies.

Talking about Donald Trump While stitching a cut on the hand of a 75 year old farmer