Donald Trump Jokes

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Donald Trump wants to become President This is not the first time he has tried to kick a black family out of their home.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over and With A smile on his face

Monica Lewinski released a statement that said she would be voting for Donald Trump the last Clinton presidency left a bad taste in her mouth

Bounty Towels have declined making a Donald Trump Towel The company explained that it was impossible to make the towel because Donald Trump was already too self-absorbed.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are on a frozen lake. They weren't talking so I decided to go over and break the ice.

CNN has just reported that Monika Lewinski will be helping with the Donald Trump for president campaign. Apparently

Why is whacking a Donald Trump piñata a really *bad* idea? Because it's full of shit

I believe Donald Trump can make this country what it once was- -an arctic region with zero population

Donald Trump walks up to President Obama... He asks

So the American people's choices for President of the United States will most likely be Donald Trump or Hilary Clinton. That's it. That's the joke. There is no punchline.

Donald Trump has written a lot of books But they all ended with chapter 11

Do you think Donald Trump get his hairpieces for free... ...or does he have toupée?

Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar... Bernie Sanders and Donald Trump walk into a bar on Christmas Eve.

If Donald Trump replaces Barack Obama in the White House Does that mean that orange is the new black?

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are in a bar. Donald leans over

If Donald trump takes over the presidency after Obama I guess you could say orange really is the new black

Donald Trump says that he plans to reduce inflation. Shortly after

Hillary Clinton lost last time to the first African American president Barack Obama. Why will she lose this one to Donald Trump?

Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to win the election? Because if he wins

It's 2023 a child asks her father ""how did Donald Trump get elected?""

What do Donald Trump and Pokemon have in common? The only thing they can say are their name and random bullsh**.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting all the illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan.

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Donald Trump and his chauffeur are driving on a country road Donald Trump and his chauffeur are driving on a country road. Suddenly