Donald Trump Jokes

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton and were in a fatal car crash, who survives?","Bill and Monica ooops I mean Melania!

Why is Donald Trump investing in cloning, choirs, aviaries, and bakeries?","So he can sing a song of six Pence, with a pocket full of rye and four and twenty blackbirds baked in a pie.

What drug can Donald Trump not live without?,"Xanax for Hispanic attacks.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and /r/Jokes? Nothing. They both manage to stay popular despite a whole load of crap.

Who wins in a fight?,"Donald Trump or Hillary Clinton? Does Donald Trump get the media? No. He still wins. When reading thing about the SNL skit about Chicago super fans and Mike Ditka

How do you back Donald Trump into a driveway?,"""You're alt right, You're alt right You're alt right""

How did Donald Trump manage to stay away from the H? He got "uge"

How could Donald Trump support Mitt Romney? Didn't he know Romney was made in Mexico?

What did Donald Trump say to the Mexicans? You're hired! But don't tell anyone.

Why should Donald Trump be grateful to Mexicans? The power of belief in chupacabras is all that keeps his hair in this world.

Avocado or Donald Trump? Avocado or Donald Trump for president? Well, one is a wrinkly old bag filled with green mush The other one is an avocado.

Who's your favorite comedian? Friend: who's your favorite comedian Me:Donald Trump Friend:why? Me:Everybody knows Donald trump is a joke

Why does Donald Trump and illegal Mexicans have in Common? They're both not wanted by the Republican Party.

What does Donald Trump tell Barack Obama supporters? Orange Is The New Black

What does Donald Trump call a hundred dollar bill? Trump change

What do you get when you cross Donald Trump with Einstein? A hairbrained person.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and an oompa loompa? If you are wise, you won't listen to him.

What does Donald Trump order at a Mexican restaurant? For the food to be deported.

How is Donald Trump like a VW Bug? They both spew toxic hot air disguised as being good for Americans.

How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of illegal Mexican fans of Stars Wars? Obi Juan by Juan Kenobi

How many Trumps? How many trumps could donald trump trump if donald trump could trump trumps?

What happens if Donald Trump pulls out of the election? He will be Donald Duck

What cajun food did Donald Trump order at the barber shop? Étoupée

Where is Donald Trump gonna put all of the illegal immigrants once he arrests them? Juantanamo

What would the war be called if Donald Trump started war on the Mexicans? World war Juan