Donald Trump Jokes

Why didn't Donald Trump want to play Marco Polo? He was at Rubio's house and was worried he'd get Cruzed.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton run for president. Who loses? America.

Where did Donald Trump go for dinner last night? Rubio Tuesdays

How can Donald Trump deport millions of illegal immigrants? By completely ignoring, these are only campaign promises.

What is the only way to stop Donald Trump? A Cruz missile.

What does Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump have in common? Jeffrey Epstein.

How will Donald Trump decide which ones to deport from millions illegal immigrants? By conducting a meeting with every Juan of them.

What is the difference between God and Donald Trump? Donald Trump can make God great again. However, God has no such power!

Why is Donald Trump a good candidate? Because if he was bad he'd be a CANTdidate.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and a Twinkie? Twinkies can cause a national upset.

How can Donald Trump avoid impeachment? By dropping out now.

Why are people afraid of Donald Trump? Because he's run more buildings into the ground than Al-Qaeda.

How does Donald Trump plan on deporting 12 million illegal immigrants? Juan by Juan

How do you know the economy is only getting worse? On the latest episode of "Celebrity Apprentice", Donald Trump fired himself!

Donald Trump and Hilary Clinton are on a boat that is sinking, who survives? America.

Why does Donald Trump hate pre shredded cheese? He wants to make America grate again.

How does Donald Trump rile up his constituency at a rally? "Wall Mart workers of the world, unite!!"

How do you know that ET is a Donald Trump supporter? Because he looks like one.

If Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, and Bernie Sanders were stuck on an island, who would survive? America

How does Donald Trump plan to get rid of the mexicans? Juan by Juan

If donald trump marries donald duck ,What will they name their child? Donald Dump

Did you guys hear the news? Apparently Donald Trump is a cuck.

What happens when Donald Trump takes cialis? He grows taller.

What's the most overused joke nowadays? Donald Trump

What do you get if you cross Donald Trump with a reddit user? your mother