Donald Trump Jokes

So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and Adolf Hitler? A mustache

How does Donald Trump plan to expel all Muslims from the county? Legalize Uber.

What instrument was Donald Trump named after? The Lyre.

What is Donald Trump thinking? Who is going to build the wall if we deport all the Mexicans?

You guys want to hear a racist joke? Donald Trump

How do you shut Donald Trump up? Muzzle-im

What do you get when you cross the devil with a Donald Trump impersonator? A false profit.

How can you tell a golf course is owned by Donald Trump? The rough is combed over the fairway

Why can't Donald Trump get elected? Because no Juan will vote for him.

You know what Donald Trump is actually really good at that most people don't realize? Everything. Most people just don't realize it though.

What will you get when you put Donald Trump and politics together? This joke

A blue man lives in a blue house, a red man lives in a red house, who lives in the white house? Donald Trump.

Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? To Make America Great Again

Why Donald Trump doesn't ask money from people? ​Who can give a small donation of one million dollars?

Who will Donald Trump blame when he loses the presidential bid? ​Of course every Juan!

Why would Donald Trump make a great addition to The Walking Dead? All he wants to do is build a wall.

What happened to Donald Trump when he visited Switzerland? He Felt the Bern

What do Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton have in common? Their goldman sacks

What do you call a fire pokemon mixed with Donald Trump ? A Charitard.

Why did Chris Christie endorse Donald Trump? Christie wants the highest cabinet position possible because he knows - the higher cabinet is where they keep all the cookies!

Why will Donald Trump never have an amputation? Because you can't stump the Trump.

Why is Donald Trump like a Gibbering Mouther from DnD? Both are all mouth and no balls.

Why Does Donald Trump Oppose Single Payer? Because he is a Toupéer

Why is Donald Trump still running for president? It's the only race that he hasn't offended yet.