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A Deal With The Devil Five months ago, I made a deal with the devil. It sounds so dramatic, but it is so, so simple; and once you know how, it is hard not to. But you must resist, for if you don't, you will regret it later. Trust me on that. First, a little something about me. I'm what you'd call a slacker, a slothful waster, or even a bundle of disappointment'. That's all anyone's ever called me. I've made peace with that. Truth be told, these epithets have become more truly my friends than any

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Seriously Funny 7 12 '16 Today's Amazon Prime Day or Christmas in July where you can get on-line deals on hundreds of items you didn't know you needed! Trump's considering Newt Gingrich for V.P. Good thinking. Nobody would ever assassinate Trump if it'd make Newt the President! Dietitians claim brighter colored food is better for you. That's it, I'm switching to Fruity Pebbles and Kool-aid for a healthier breakfast! Today's Inspirational Thought; Death is just God finally collecting on a prepaid

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Donald Trump walks up to President Obama... He asks, "Obama my man, how did you manage to put together such a wonderful team? Tell me your secret." Obama smiles and replies, "Well, the first thing that you have to do, Mr Trump, is to surround yourself with intelligent people." "Well how do I do that?" asks Trump. "Simple," Obama replies. "The way I do it, I always ask them one simple question." He turns around and yells, "Joe! Get in here!" Joe Biden saunters into the the room. "Joe," Obama

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What did Chris Christie say when asked if he had plans to run in the 2016 presidential election? "After giving it a substantial amount of thought and discussing it with my advisors, I've decided against it. I mean, I'd love to, and I appreciate those who'd support me, but I feel like I wouldn't be able to take the stress mentally- and physically." After being asked what physical stress he'd experience, he responded: "I don't think I'd be able to handle that much running."

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