Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration. He's going to be the border wall.

A Deal With The Devil Five months ago, I made a deal with the devil. It sounds so dramatic, but it is so, so simple; and once you know how, it is hard not to. But you must resist, for if you don't, you will regret it later. Trust me on that. First, a little something about me. I'm what you'd call a slacker, a slothful waster, or even a bundle of disappointment'. That's all anyone's ever called me. I've made peace with that. Truth be told, these epithets have become more truly my friends than any…

I was trying to decide on a good Chris Christie joke to tell at the party tonight... ...then I decided I would cross that bridge when I come to it.

In 2016 Scott Baio has called Hillary Clinton a cunt, Chris Christie has called her a criminal and Ben Carson has called her a Lucifer worshiper. What will they call her in 2017? Madam President.