Chris Christie finally got a job in Trump's administration. He's going to be the border wall.

A Deal With The Devil Five months ago, I made a deal with the devil. It sounds so dramatic, but it is so, so simple; and once you know how, it is hard not to. But you must resist, for if you don't, you will regret it later. Trust me on that. First, a little something about me. I'm what you'd call a slacker, a slothful waster, or even a bundle of disappointment'. That's all anyone's ever called me. I've made peace with that. Truth be told, these epithets have become more truly my friends than any…

In 2016 Scott Baio has called Hillary Clinton a cunt, Chris Christie has called her a criminal and Ben Carson has called her a Lucifer worshiper. What will they call her in 2017? Madam President.

Seriously Funny 7 12 '16 Today's Amazon Prime Day or Christmas in July where you can get on-line deals on hundreds of items you didn't know you needed! Trump's considering Newt Gingrich for V.P. Good thinking. Nobody would ever assassinate Trump if it'd make Newt the President! Dietitians claim brighter colored food is better for you. That's it, I'm switching to Fruity Pebbles and Kool-aid for a healthier breakfast! Today's Inspirational Thought; Death is just God finally collecting on a prepaid…