Richard Simmons Jokes

Poor Richard Simmons. He got tangled in his work-out mat, and now he's a fruit roll-up.

In his prime, Richard Simmons was, at best, in just okay shape.

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What do you get when you chop up a fruit and mix it with vegetables? I don't know but it was hard as hell stealing thier wheelchairs with pieces of Richard Simmons tripping me up.

What's the difference between Gene Simmons and Richard Simmons? One porks women the other un-porks them.

What insect would Richard Simmons be? Is he a ladybug or a fruit fly?