Why did Chris Christie endorse Donald Trump? Christie wants the highest cabinet position possible because he knows - the higher cabinet is where they keep all the cookies!

What is the difference between Donald Trump and Chris Christie? When things go south,Trump burns bridges, Christie just shuts them down.

Why does Donald Trump secretly not want to win the election? Because if he wins, he'll have to move into a smaller house in a black neighborhood.

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks, who survives? America.