Donald Trump Jokes

If Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton are together on a boat in the middle of the ocean and it sinks who survives?

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Why does Donald Trump secretly want to lose the election? Because if he wins

Donald Trump Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins?

What is the difference between Donald Trump and a bucket of cow manure? the bucket

A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Donald Trump fans...... A teacher asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Donald Trump fans.

Donald Trump... -A big earthquake with the strength of 8.1 on the Richter scale hits the Middle East.

World War III Donald Trump and Marco Rubio are sitting in a bar.

Donald Trump has cancelled a planned trip to Israel. When asked why

Donald Trump and his chauffeur are driving on a country road... Suddenly

Donald Trump Donald Trump has labelled Hillary Clinton ""disgusting"" for taking a bathroom break during the debate. Trump himself never has to go to the bathroom

Yup! It got me... Donald Trump and Ted Cruz are sitting in a bar.

A new study has found that Donald Trump supporters make the most grammatical errors. They tried to find Hillary supporters errors as well

Donald Trump visits an elementary school Donald Trump is visiting a elementary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word ""tragedy."

Why does Donald Trump dislike trees? Because they're brown and don't speak English.

Donald Trump is not actually a member of the Republican Party He's a *Whig*

If Donald Trump becomes president we will have toupee more taxes.

What's the difference between a Donald Trump and Ellen Pao? Edit: Trump can ruin a business right.

Donald Trump is losing support from Republicans He is considering joining the Whig party.

Donald Trump is going to demand to see Hilary Clinton's birth certificate... to make sure she is a woman.

Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton and Jeb Bush jump of a bridge. They do a race who hits the ground first. Who wins? Society

So Donald Trump wants to be president and move into the white house. Why not? It wouldn't be the first time he pushed a black family out of their home.     *credits to Snoop Dogg @ Donald Trump roast*

Now that Donald Trump is actually building the wall, I hear Mexicans are depressed I'm sure they'll soon get over it

What did Donald Trump hate most about school? Essays.

Letter to God Dear God, Last week, you took my favorite boxer; Muhammed Ali. Today, you took my favorite hockey player; Gordie Howe. I just want to let you know that my favorite candidate is Donald Trump.