Donald Trump Visits a School Donald Trump is visiting a elementary school and he visits one of the classes. They are in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings. The teacher asks Mr Trump if he would like to lead the discussion of the word ""tragedy."" So he asks the class for an example of a tragedy. One little boy stands up and offers: ""If my best friend who lives on a farm, is playing in the field and a runaway tractor comes along and knocks him dead, that would be a tr…

Blatant racial discrimination with a twist of truth. First grade class in Brooklyn comes in from recess. The teacher asks Sarah: ""What did you do at recess?"" Sarah says, ""I played in the sandbox."" The teacher says, ""That's good, now go to the Blackboard and if you can spell 'sand' correctly, I'll give you a fresh baked cookie."" She does and gets a cookie. The teacher asks Morris what he did at recess. Morris says, ""I played with Sarah in the sandbox."" The teacher says, ""Good. If you wri…

I was going to write my argument essay on why Donald Trump is Adolf Hitler... But my professor said my thesis couldn't be a fact.

During Social Science my teacher was talking about urbanization and asked what happens when too many people move to the same place. She called on me and I answered **""Donald Trump.""** ^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^know ^^^^^^^^that ^^^^^^^^terrorism ^^^^^^^^is ^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^other ^^^^^^^^reason, ^^^^^^^^but ^^^^^^^^for ^^^^^^^^the ^^^^^^^^sake ^^^^^^^^of ^^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^^joke ^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^rest ^^^^^^^^my ^^^^^^^^case. ^^^^^^^^Only ^^^^^^^^now ^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^realize ^^^^^^^^this ^^^^^^^^e…