A man dies and goes to heaven... St. Peter welcomes him and shows him many many clocks. ""There is a clock for every person on the Earth"" says St. Peter ""The hand moves a bit if the person lies. We even have all the politicians here. Obama, Bush and Trump."" ""And where is Hilary Clinton's clock?"" Asks the man. Peter answers: ""It's in my office, I use it as a fan.""