Donald Trump Jokes

At a rally today Donald Trump ordered the secret service to remove a crying baby. They had him halfway to the curb before realizing the error.

Donald Trump is being held hostage... Guy 1: ""Donald Trump is being held hostage by terrorists and they threaten to shoot him unless the US can come up with $5 billion in cash!"

Donald Trump is flying over New York City He looks out of the window and says to his family

Donald Trump walks into a bar and lowers it

Donald Trump and Barack Obama go to the same barber... ...and one day

Donald Trump has been kidnapped by terrorists! I heard it on the radio while I was driving down the freeway on my way to work. But then I was stuck in traffic.

A doctor told Donald Trump he has Acute Narcissistic Personality Disorder... Trump said ""It's not just cute

What happened to the Mexican after Donald Trump was elected? [removed]

Donald Trump a white worker

The Joker is in a room with Hillary Clinton and Donald Trump and has a gun with one bullet

What did Hillary Clinton do when her email was hacked? She asked Donald Trump to build a firewall.

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton set aside their differences to talk to a group of third graders... So Hillary tells the students

Mexico was pretty livid when Donald Trump announced his plan to build a wall along the southern border of the United States... ...But once it's erected and complete

Donald Trump secretly wants to lose the election? If he wins

A good catholic joke The pope and Donald Trump are on the same stage in Yankee Stadium in front of a huge crowd!

A racist joke. Donald Trump

Donald Trump won the presidency and everyone laughed ... it was Hillary-less.

Why does Donald Trump think Jesus was a liar? ""He was a Middle-Easterner

What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!

An average American voter walks into a bar ... ... and sees Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton huddled together at the end of the bar

I don't see why people are outraged when Donald Trump says if Ivanka wasn't his daughter he'd be dating her.

What does Donald Trump play most of the time? President Evil.

Donald Trump wants to ban shredded cheese in the United States. He wants to make America grate again.

Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? To prevent Hispanic attacks

If Donald Trump becomes president and Boris Johnson becomes UK's PM...