Donald Trump Jokes

A joke for Donald Trump - what do you get when you cross Queen Elizabeth and Prince Charles? Killed in a tunnel

Donald Trump answers the question: What is 2+2? ""I have to say a lot of people have been asking this question. No

Wow Donald Trump is President. I haven't seen Democrats this mad since....

Steve jobs would have been a better president than Donald Trump. But it's a silly comparison really

What do new iPhones and Donald Trump have in common? Both cost more than they're worth and create the illusion of superiority without ever delivering.

Donald Trump was once asked if he could quote any Bible verses. ""Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Deport him and you will never have to feed him again."

Donald Trump calls the media 'fake news' even when they're directly quoting something he said/tweeted... ...but since most of the things he says are fake

Trump & Trudeau Donald Trump and Justin Trudeau were we discussing politics when Donald leans in close and says:

Did you hear that Donald Trump claimed the Canadian Prime Minister uttered a falsehood? It was Trudeau

If I had a dollar for every racist thing Donald Trump has said... He'd be cutting my taxes.

Donald Trump - ""I'm not orange!"" ""Impeach.""

Don't Read If You're A Trump Supporter A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him

Donald Trump visits an elementary school ""You know I am one of the most intelligent people in the world

Donald Trump is like top shelf vodka Expensive

Why does Donald Trump watch the olympics? Because he wants to know how high mexicans can jump

Donald Trump was asked if he could quote any Bible verses. He replied

Donald Trump and Mike Pence are at a banquet at the white house. Donald Trump and Mike Pence are at a banquet at the white house.

Not everything Donald Trump says is stupid. The Chinese built a wall 2

Why could Donald Trump never be a Lannister? Because he never pays his debts.

Why does Donald Trump always seem upset? Because it's better to be pissed off than pissed on.

Proof that Donald Trump is a racist Tomorrow he is going to throw a black family out of their house.

What would happen if Donald Trump was about to be assassinated? Secret Service would shout ""Donald

America elected Donald Trump And we're going toupée for it

Why does Donald Trump tweet stuff at 3am? Because it's almost afternoon in Russia at that time.

People say Donald trump is inexperienced as a politician... But he's the best damn liar I've ever seen!