Donald Trump Jokes

Donald Trump and Hillary Clinton walk into a bakery. As soon as they enter the bakery

What did Donald Trump say after his attempt to hang himself failed? ""Fake Noose!""

A lone sniper was just about to… A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump.

What's the difference between Donald Trump and my passport? The passport has more foreign policy experience.

What do me and Donald Trump have in common? We'd both date his daughter if she wasn't his daughter.

Kanye West Donald Trump

On the night of his inauguration Donald Trump is visited by 3 ghosts

Why can't Donald Trump be hung for treason? Fake Noose

Donald Trump was using the restroom... ...when Vladmir Putin walked in and began using the urinal beside him. Naturally

How is Donald Trump like a pumpkin? He is orange on the outside

What do Donald Trump and his father have in common? They both have shitty judgment when it comes to pulling out.

Why does Donald trump use twitter instead of Facebook? Because he has followers

Why don't you want to play Uno with Donald Trump? He takes away all the green cards.

A Mexican kid meets Donald Trump and says to him “I want to be President one day.” Trump says

How can Donald Trump stop embarrassing leaks? Depends.

A Mexican boy meets Donald Trump The Mexican boy says ""One day

If Donald Trump and Mike Pence were on a stranded island who would survive?

So Barack Obama and Donald Trump somehow ended up at the same barber shop... As they sat there

Steve Jobs would have been a much better president than Donald Trump But its a silly comparison really

While visiting England Donald Trump is invited to tea with the Queen...

Donald Trump and his two bodyguards are on a crashing airplane. There are only two parachutes. Trump declares ""I am the President of the United States and also the smartest one. It's unbelievable."" He grabs a parachute and jumps.

If Donald Trump was a Sith Lord... His name would be Taxi Vader

Donald Trump on tragedy Donald Trump was visiting a primary school in Orlando and visited a grade four class. They were in the middle of a discussion related to words and their meanings.

Why did Donald Trump marry an Immigrant? Once again

My husband and I like to role play in bed... He's Donald Trump and I am an American with a pre-existing condition.