Donald Trump Jokes

Donald Trump Bill Gates

George W. Bush Barack Obama and Donald Trump are going for a job interview . . .

A lone sniper was just about to assassinate Donald Trump. Just at the last moment

Why did Donald Trump drain the swamp? So he could hire what was on the bottom.

Barack V/s Trump Barack Obama and Donald Trump somehow ended up at the same barber shop

Donald Trump Barack Obama

Donald Trump is on his first state visit to Angela Merkel in Berlin... After a bit of small talk

Why does Donald Trump take Xanax? Hispanic attacks.

Donald trump is placing a ban on telecommunications from the middle east... It's called the teleban

Donald Trumps ask the Queen of England for Tips Donald Trump met with the Queen of England

Why does Donald Trump walk so slow? He doesn't want people to think he's rushin'.

Hitler died in 1945 Donald Trump was born in 1946...

Donald Trump and Mike Pence are running around the White House… After they finish their lap they check their stopwatch which says 10:38

Angela Merkel visits Donald Trump in Washington During her stay Trump asks her: ""Tell me Chancellor Merkel

Why was Donald Trump unable to hang himself? Because of fake noose

Donald Trump took Pope Francis for an afternoon on his yacht... While they were out to sea

Man Saturday Night Live has really been going after Donald Trump lately

A Muslim man goes to a bookstore and asks if they have the latest Donald Trump book on immigration... The conservative owner of the store takes one look at him and says

Donald Trump goes to Germany Donald Trump is on his first state visit to Angela Merkel in Berlin.

Donald Trump gets executed and is hanged by the neck until dead.

Donald Trump is like Jon Snow He's obsessed with the wall and he knows nothing

Donald Trump and Vladimir Putin meet with guests at the White House One of the guests asks: “Mister President

I hear they are putting Donald Trump on the penny. It's to help motivate us to phase them out over the next four years.

Why don't Melania and Donald Trump sleep in the same bed? She was tired of Putin's snoring.

Donald Trump visits an old folks' home to mingle with the people and pick up a little good P.R. at the same time. He walks up to a sweet old lady in a wheelchair who smiles at him with an other wise blank stare.