Jon Snow Jokes

An assortment of GoT puns (don't worry, no spoilers) Note: I have not seen a single episode of GoT, nor have I read the books. All my knowledge is based off of what I hear in the news. Feel free to insert your ""OP knows as much as Jon Snow"" joke here. So, here goes: What should George R.R. Martin have called the Night's Watch? The Snow Patrol. Hopefully you think my jokes are sansa-tional. When I watched (major plot point), I thought ""Arya kidding me?"" I think Ned's second son would do great…

Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store? For the Watch.

If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans.

It is known... ..by everyone except Jon Snow. He knows nothing.

Why is Bernie Sanders' campaign like Jon Snow? (Game of Thrones spoilers) They're both ""dead.""

What rhymes with Jon Snow? He doesn't know. , Sorry for the lame joke, just made it up.

Jon Snow contracted malaria after getting stabbed... ""How did you get malaria from a stab?"" ""Malaryan Steel.""

My skateboarding career and Jon Snow have a lot in common. They both ended with an Ollie.

Jon snow works as a store clerk One day a customer comes in, he quickly collects everything he needs and brings it to the counter. After swiping all the merchandise jon look at the customer. ""Will there be anything else?"" The customer takes a moment to look around the store before eyeballing something behind jon. ""Yeah how much do you want for that?"" ""For what?"" Jon asks ""For the watch""

Jon Snow must be a redditor He knows kn0thing.

Why did Jon Snow become a spokesman for Rolex? For the time piece.

Possible Game of Thrones spoilers. Don't hate me pls. Jon Snow was sitting in his office in Castle Black, and Sam comes in. ""Jon! The men are beginning to break apart pieces of the wall to ice their drinks! What should we do!?"" Jon ponders this development for awhile, then states, ""Well let them!"" Sam is confused, but nods his head and exits the office. The next day Sam comes back in, looking flustered. ""Jon!"" said Sam, ""The men are drinking themselves to excess! They will be no use once …

A theory about Jon Snow... (x-posted asoiaf; possible spoilers!) So here's the latest Game of Thrones rumor I've heard. Evidently, book readers know this. Appearances to the contrary, Jon Snow is not dead, he's just warged into his other faithful companion. Not the wolf, but instead his large, flightless bird. That's right: his Dire Rhea...

Jon Snow is an idiot He should've just given their watch back when they asked.

Why was Jon Snow looking for an iWatch charger? Because now his watch has ended.

Why did Jon Snow stand in line for 6 hours at the Apple Store? For the watch? Not really He knows nothing, you can only buy the watch online.

Did you hear about Jon Snow dropping his new Apple product? And now his watch has ended.

Why was Ygritte happy she didn't marry Jon snow? Because she didn't want six inches of snow all year long.

You know something, Jon Snow Lord Commander: ""So, Jon Snow, is it true you have lain with a Wildling girl?"" Jon Snow: ""Yes, sir, it is true. But I have no Ygrittes.""

Why was Jon Snow so successful at basketball? he knew where to put it..

knock knock joke **Voldemort**: knock knock **Jon Snow**: Who is there? **Voldemort**: You know who **Jon Snow**: Who? (opens the door) **Voldemort**: You know nothing Jon Snow! Avada Kedavra! Another Stark dead

Why is Jon Snow so ticklish? Aunts in his pants...

Donald Trump is like Jon Snow He's obsessed with the wall and he knows nothing

[GOT SPOILER] Why shouldn't you ask Jon Snow what time it is? Because his watch has ended.

How many Jon Snows does it take to change a light bulb? It wouldn't matter. Jon Snow knows nothing.