An assortment of GoT puns (don't worry, no spoilers) Note: I have not seen a single episode of GoT, nor have I read the books. All my knowledge is based off of what I hear in the news. Feel free to insert your ""OP knows as much as Jon Snow"" joke here. So, here goes: What should George R.R. Martin have called the Night's Watch? The Snow Patrol. Hopefully you think my jokes are sansa-tional. When I watched (major plot point), I thought ""Arya kidding me?"" I think Ned's second son would do great…

Why did Jon Snow go to the Apple Store? For the Watch.

If GoT fans of Jon Snow are called Snowflakes, and the ones for Tirion are Tiriots, why is Arya the favorite character of Donald Trump supporters? They're Aryans.

It is known... ..by everyone except Jon Snow. He knows nothing.