Neds Jokes

An assortment of GoT puns (don't worry, no spoilers) Note: I have not seen a single episode of GoT, nor have I read the books. All my knowledge is based off of what I hear in the news. Feel free to insert your ""OP knows as much as Jon Snow"" joke here. So, here goes: What should George R.R. Martin have called the Night's Watch? The Snow Patrol. Hopefully you think my jokes are sansa-tional. When I watched (major plot point), I thought ""Arya kidding me?"" I think Ned's second son would do great…

The most popular man in the world Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with "Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone has greeted him, Bill and Ned sit down and begin to eat. "Ned, you're pretty popular!" says Bill. "I'm the most popular man in the world," says Ned. "Now Ned," says …

The most popular man in the world Bill and Ned walk into a fast food joint one afternoon to get lunch. Bill orders and the cashier gives him his meal. Ned goes up to order and the cashier greets him with ""Hello Ned! How are you? Hey everybody! Ned's here!"" Everybody in the restaurant comes up and says hello to Ned. After everyone has greeted him