George Rr Martin Jokes

haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in

For every 10,000 references to incest in the GOT books George RR Martin gets to add another R to his name. (He was born Geoge Matin.)

Why isn't George R.R. Martin allowed on Twitter? He only has 140 characters to kill

An assortment of GoT puns (don't worry, no spoilers) Note: I have not seen a single episode of GoT, nor have I read the books. All my knowledge is based off of what I hear in the news. Feel free to insert your ""OP knows as much as Jon Snow"" joke here. So, here goes: What should George R.R. Martin have called the Night's Watch? The Snow Patrol. Hopefully you think my jokes are sansa-tional. When I watched (major plot point), I thought ""Arya kidding me?"" I think Ned's second son would do great…

If The Jungle Book were written by George R.R. Martin... Bagheera would have died saving Mowgli from the snake, Kaa. Mowgli would have fallen while fetching honey for Baloo and become paralyzed. Kaa would have been beheaded by a bitter rival from House Anaconda. Raksha, sending her cubs to seek refuge in the jungle, dies at the hands (paws) of Shere Khan. Baloo would have valiantly defended Mowgli from Louie, earning the viewer's devout love, only to be later betrayed by the Wolf Pack, lying in …

Why George RR Martin doesn't utilize suicide bombers in GoT? Because he does not have enough virgins left in the story

George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the ""George"" Four-Man Grill.

It's a good thing George R.R. Martin has a Twitter... If there's one thing he can do, it's wasting 140 characters at once. ^^I'll ^^show ^^myself ^^out

Why didn't George RR Martin (GOT author) use Twitter? Because he killed all the 140 characters.

Why doesn't George R.R. Martin use a Twitter? Because he kills all 140 characters.

George R.R. Martin finished Winds of Winter!

George R.R. Martin writes Game of Thrones books... ...and makes a killing out of them.

Why doesn't George RR Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 144 characters -stolen from /r/gameofthrones

Why is George R.R. Martin really bad at using Twitter? There's a limit to how many characters you are allowed to waste.

Why doesn't George R.R. Martin have Twitter? Because he would just kill off all 140 characters.

Why doesn't George RR Martin use twitter? Because he killed all 144 characters -stolen from

How long does it take for George R.R. Martin to finish a Reddit post? Answer coming Fall 2017.