haha just plucked a shoulder hair so long it could only have been written by George R.R. Martin, who is widely known for abjuring brevity in

Why isn't George R.R. Martin allowed on Twitter? He only has 140 characters to kill

An assortment of GoT puns (don't worry, no spoilers) Note: I have not seen a single episode of GoT, nor have I read the books. All my knowledge is based off of what I hear in the news. Feel free to insert your ""OP knows as much as Jon Snow"" joke here. So, here goes: What should George R.R. Martin have called the Night's Watch? The Snow Patrol. Hopefully you think my jokes are sansa-tional. When I watched (major plot point), I thought ""Arya kidding me?"" I think Ned's second son would do great…

If The Jungle Book were written by George R.R. Martin... Bagheera would have died saving Mowgli from the snake, Kaa. Mowgli would have fallen while fetching honey for Baloo and become paralyzed. Kaa would have been beheaded by a bitter rival from House Anaconda. Raksha, sending her cubs to seek refuge in the jungle, dies at the hands (paws) of Shere Khan. Baloo would have valiantly defended Mowgli from Louie, earning the viewer's devout love, only to be later betrayed by the Wolf Pack, lying in …