George Lucas Jokes

Happy birthday George Lucas. To celebrate we'll be removing the iconic happy birthday song from your party & replacing it with a worse song.

I like my women like I like my Star Wars. Ruined by George Lucas.

Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?

George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the ""George"" Four-Man Grill.

I guess George Lucas is not a Scrabble fan. It's R1 D2.

Blockbuster Joke George Lucas, Peter Jackson and James Cameron walk into a bar. George Lucas orders a cosmo. Peter Jackson orders a fine Sauvignon Blanc. James Cameron orders them both to shut up.

George Lucas, the creator of ""Star Wars,"" is 70 years old today. George didn't bother celebrating. He spent the day making unnecessary changes to all his earlier birthdays.

What do you call a person who continues to touch up on something that is already perfect, and thus ruining whatever it was? George Lucas.

Which fraternity was George Lucas in during College? Psi Phi.

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice? Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.