I like my women like I like my Star Wars. Ruined by George Lucas.

Did anyone else go into a furious, violent rage when they found out that George Lucas filmed most of Star Wars here on Earth?

George Takei, George Clooney, George Lucas, and George R.R. Martin decided to have a barbecue. They named their little get-together the ""George"" Four-Man Grill.

I guess George Lucas is not a Scrabble fan. It's R1 D2.