Lucas Jokes

Super... Smash... Brothers! To celebrate the return of the celebrated fighters Mewtwo, Lucas, and Roy, Peach decided to throw a large, extravagant party at her castle, but she requested everyone bring something for the party. First, Mario and Luigi pull up in their Mario Karts, pulling out their boxes of mushroom-covered pizza. Then, Link and Toon Link arrive, pulling into the train station and dragging a significant supply of fireworks. A duo of Arwings swoop down, and Fox and Falco jump out of…

My buddy You ever have one of those friends that are just OBSESSED with Star Wars? Yeah, me too. Tim Lehey is his name. Number of years he went to a -con where he met this girl Carol Hu. Now, Carol was a friggin Star Wars nut herself. They'd go on and on about how Lucas was so great and...blah blah blah... Well, they had one hell of a whirlwind romance, and decided to get married. Well, Carol was really proud of her ancestry, and told Tim that she wasn't going to take his name, so they decided t…

Mom's birthday gifts 3 guys, who were brothers, were all discussing what gifts they were getting for their elderly mother for her birthday. The first brother, named Michael, said, "I bought mom her very own Lexus and chauffeur. She was always complaining about not being able to drive well." Jeremy, the second brother, said,"Well I bought mom a penthouse apartment. She always complains about the house she lives in." Lucas, the third brother, said, "Since mom always complains about not being …

What if George Lucas was the new Supreme Court justice? Lucas gets indicted after video surfaces of him tampering with previous decisions he made.