Second Brother Jokes

Two brothers lived together with their grandmother and her cat. The first brother went on a business trip, and when he arrived at his destination, he checked into his hotel, and called his brother at home. ""I made it safe and sound"" he said. ""How is everything?"" ""Bad"" said the second brother. ""The cat is dead."" ""WHAT?!? How could you be so insensitive to tell me like that?"" The first brother exclaimed. ""You could have broken it to me slowly by saying the cat is on the roof, but you've…

3 Brothers immigrate to America and open a convenience store. Each of them can only speak 1 sentence of English. The eldest can only say ""Maybe, maybe not."" The second can say only ""One dollar-fifty."" The youngest, ""If you don't, somebody else will!"" A customer walks into the store, and takes a magazine from the display rack to the counter and asks ""is this for sale?"" The first brother replies ""maybe, maybe not."" Annoyed, he tries phrasing it differently; ""can I buy this or not?"" The…

Two Irish brothers are applying for Work Visas to Australia. The first brother enters his interview, quickly walks out, gives a thumbs-up and says to his brother ""I'm in!"" The second brother takes this as a sure sign that he will join him, and walks confidently into his interview. ""So Mr... Patrick O'Malley"", the interviewer begins. ""What skills can you bring to Australia?"" Patrick explains: ""Well, I'm a turf cutter. The best there is! My father was a turf cutter. His father was a turf cu…

Mom's birthday gifts 3 guys, who were brothers, were all discussing what gifts they were getting for their elderly mother for her birthday. The first brother, named Michael, said, "I bought mom her very own Lexus and chauffeur. She was always complaining about not being able to drive well." Jeremy, the second brother, said,"Well I bought mom a penthouse apartment. She always complains about the house she lives in." Lucas, the third brother, said, "Since mom always complains about not being …

3 idiot brothers are trying out for a job as a police detective... so the officer gives them a test. They are given a side profile head shot of a robber and they are asked how they will recognize him outside. The first brother says, 'This guy has only one eye', the officer sighs and says that it only looks that way since its a shot of his profile and fires him on the spot. The second brother says, 'This guy only has one ear', the officer sighs again and says it only looks that way since its a …

Two Brothers Move to the City There were two brothers who lived in the country. One day they decided they wanted to move to the big city and get jobs there. When they got there they went to the employment office to ask for jobs. The first brother went in for an interview and less than 10 minutes later he comes out of the office jumping for joy yelling "hoo wee! I got a job!" The second brother was so happy and excited for what he would get. He enters the office and the interviewer asks him …